The Adventures of Lo Def and EZ Money- Episode 1
- Submitted by lo def on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:34
Episode 1- It’s all so confusing.
Scene- Band practice at congressional headquarters.
EZ Money has arrived early with a large sack of decorative wrapping paper. By the time lo def arrives EZ has emptied his sack on the floor and commenced fiddling with the scraps.
“E-Z, what’s up bra” says Lo.
“Uh, did you just call me a tit holder?”
“Tit holder, what do you mean like breast baskets.”
“Yeah. Well, I suppose you are right. I’ve always been a big supporter of ba-ba-ba-boobies. I like to cup them. Like this.” EZ cups lo’s bosom.
“What the freak, dude. Get your mitts off the goods, man.”
“You started it.”
“What. How?”
“You are the one who suggested I was on staff at Boobs-R-Us”
“Naw dude, called you ‘bra.’ It’s hip lingo.” Lo breathes deep. “We are spose to be working on our image, derr.
“Oh, my bad.”
There is a prolonged silence. Lo looks around, his face contracts with confusion.
“What’s all this?” he motions to the fancy paper.
“Supplies, man.”
“Supplies?”
“Yup.”
“Supplies for what, exactly?”
“For practice… I thought you said we need to work on our wrapping.”
“Uh, yeah, our RAP-ing, not W-rapping. What is wrong with you?”
“Oh, I’m sorry man, I just figured it was practice for when we sent out all our demos.”
“Why would we practice wrapping our raps when we haven’t even written any raps? You got to write rhymes before you can wrap raps. Rapping raps is what makes us rappers.”
“It’s all so confusing. Can’t we just go by something else? I like to think of myself as a rap-ist. We could start a whole new thing, think about it.”
He waves his hand through the air.
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